A Miracle of Science: If I only had a brane.

(Jon sez:)

This page is guaranteed to be 100% free of foreshadowing.

I swear.

(Mark sez:)

Phew, I was worried there for a moment! I'm glad none of that stuff's gonna happen to Benjamin, and his psyche will remain safe and secure for the rest of the story.

The tagline in the page title, incidentally, is from this bit of USENET doggerel:

(ahem) (la-la-la-la-la)
I could travel to Arcturus
Without all of the tsuris,
the headaches, and the pain
There would be jubilation
And no awkward time dilation
If I only had a brane.

Aaaaaaaand the webcomic link for today is Hellbound. Why? Because when it's on, it's on.