Kids, always remember to shut down your network of compromised and infiltrated computers when you're done with them! It makes it harder for the cops to find you, and it's just polite, like putting out campfires after you're done with a campsite.
Dig it! American astronomers discover the first potentially habitable planet beyond our solar system. It's located in the same Gliese 581 star system where other interesting super-Earth planets have been detected, and which I'm fairly sure we wibbled on about either in Afterlife Blues or A Miracle of Science at some point in the past.