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Jon sez

Mark lies when he says this comic was on time, in his column over there to the right. It came in nine whole minutes late. I spent those nine minutes fielding panicked calls from our just-in-time manufacturing plants in China. Their extremely expensive prison labor was idle for those nine minutes, costing AfterlifeBluesCo about ten thousand U.S. dollars.

Disclaimer: This was a joke. We do not hire prison labor, we do not have shady dealings with illegal factory operators, and the nice gentlemen with guns from Shanghai are not forcing me to type this.

Mark sez

Please consult your physician if you experience heart palpitations resulting from the shock of an on-time comic. This has been a public service message from Afterlife Blues.